Thank you for noticing that. I do think it may be the funniest first line I’ve written in a while, as it made me laugh when I thought of it, which is just the best. I also had an editor once who said if you make a reader smile or laugh at the beginning of an article, they’ll read every word hoping you’ll do it again. So thanks again for that. Wildly appreciated.
“Costco is great for most things, but if you lose your shopping partner for a nanosecond it’s an almost Waldo-esque challenge finding them again”—so true!
I didn’t realize that eyesight could just get better. I need to rethink my assumption that aging is just one big downhill slide
Thanks so much, I’m so glad. And since no good deed should go unpunished, if you know people who you think would like it please spread the word. I’m six months from 70 on my “Publish Before I Perish” campaign, and every new subscriber gets me that much closer to convincing my soon-to-be agent I’m marketable. Thanks again.
Elsa from frozen 😭😭😭
Thank you for noticing that. I do think it may be the funniest first line I’ve written in a while, as it made me laugh when I thought of it, which is just the best. I also had an editor once who said if you make a reader smile or laugh at the beginning of an article, they’ll read every word hoping you’ll do it again. So thanks again for that. Wildly appreciated.
I know that eye doctor’s office!
“Costco is great for most things, but if you lose your shopping partner for a nanosecond it’s an almost Waldo-esque challenge finding them again”—so true!
I didn’t realize that eyesight could just get better. I need to rethink my assumption that aging is just one big downhill slide
Very “fashion forward”.
Nice specs!
And after a lifetime of being decidedly fashioned backward. Who knew?
So enjoy your columns. They always make me laugh!
Thanks so much, I’m so glad. And since no good deed should go unpunished, if you know people who you think would like it please spread the word. I’m six months from 70 on my “Publish Before I Perish” campaign, and every new subscriber gets me that much closer to convincing my soon-to-be agent I’m marketable. Thanks again.